If you're concerned your order may not be
delivered in time for that "Special Date"...
take advantage of our personalized "Crunkle-Call":
Call 1.704.483.5815 or Email
Us and Marge will do this personal, fun thing we call
We'll contact your party... pretending to
be the figurine you're sending, saying:
"Sorry, I may be
a tad late, I missed my gosh darn airline connection. You see,
the cutest young man was patting me down at the metal detector...
and I got so excited, I passed out... by the time he had recesitated
me, my flight had left. I hope you will understand anyway... put
a pot of decaf on, and I'll see ya soon."
Note: Crunkle-Calls may
vary, but are sure to entertain, especially since all Crunkle-Lectors
are on the same ZANEY WAVELENGTH.
Please include the following information:
1. Name of person gift figurine is for.
2. Phone or email of that person.
3. Date & approximate time to call.
4. Name of gift figurine purchased.