Hillary is everyone's retired favorite school teacher... a spiffy dresser, neat as a pin, and pretty as a picture... who would believe Hillary is a closet cigar smoker? For months Club Members have noticed the smell of smoke when Hillary enters the room... in fact, scuttle butt around town is that she set off the smoke alarm at last Wednesday's meeting!

Virginia has shared her neck with a goiter for many years... never thinking of having it removed because it's so much a part of her. She says "it doesn't bother me and I don't bother it!" Virginia has the most wonderful attitude and out look on life. I hear tell she has a body by Fisher and a mind like Fisher-Price... get it?